"No you cannot eat an entire package of oreos before bed" - mom

jerzyreppa:

kein-bisschen-perfektion:

havvoc:

overreacti0n:

rainbowsaola:

absolutely-endless:

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog

i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it

lmfao you can’t not reblog this

OMFG ITS TRANSPARENT 5EVER REBLOG

omfg i watched this about 2 minutes

Best one!

jerzyreppa:

kein-bisschen-perfektion:

havvoc:

overreacti0n:

rainbowsaola:

absolutely-endless:

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog

i didn’t realize how much me and my blog needed this until i saw it

lmfao you can’t not reblog this

OMFG ITS TRANSPARENT 5EVER REBLOG

omfg i watched this about 2 minutes

Best one!

serotoninja:

Spencer ‘Big Daddy’ Bennett: [referring to the bag over his head] Damn. I can’t see fuckin’ shit outta this thing.
Bradshaw: We ready or what?
Big Daddy: Ah hold on, I’m fuckin’ with my eye hole. [tears his bag] Oh shit. I just made it worse.
Redfish: Who made this goddamn shit?
O.B.:…

12sidedcube:

And you do too! Happy Valentines Day! 

12sidedcube:

And you do too! Happy Valentines Day! 

shavingryansprivates:

drscratch:

When you want to enlarge an image in a post but it doesn’t enlarge

image

you dirty motherfucker

you little shit

sonic-chickenkitty-iou:

music-is-what-unites-us:

singingtoabrokenstereo:

every person who reblogs this will get a definition of a random word in their askbox

every

single

person.

go.

I’ve literally never been more excited.

I’m curious.